How do you spell the sound you make when you puke blood and shit your pants in fear at the same time? That's the one I'm making right now from that picture. Look at these fluttering air turds. You know it's bad when you're actually rooting for nasty ass spiders to take someone else down.
Picture not doing the trick? Walk outside your place right now, wait zero seconds, and pick off one of the two dozen moths that just flew right onto your face and take a look. Better yet, there's probably one face-bombing into your tv as we speak.
Gahhhhhhhh. These dudes feed on hair and light bulb energy or what? Drunken pilots of the insect world. You ever read that story The Mist by Stephen King? Pretty grim. About a group of people surrounded by hordes of disgusting, voracious, vomit-inducing creatures from another dimension scraping against the walls, itching to get inside, crawling all over everything. A+ horror show shit. You might know the story by its other name though: your life, every night, forever.
Look, there is nothing for you inside here moths, so stop trying to fly sideways and upside down into my house every time I open the door and I won't turn you into a nasty brown crayon paste that leaves a stain on the wall for like six months that I have to look at every day.
Screw it, there's nothing funny to say about this plague. We're all going down in a shuffling, mothy hell, but jsyk I'm taking as many of you winged dirtballs with me as I can.
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piece of flying bacon stuck to that wall?
Fucking gagging. Is that your house?
Finally something that O'Neil is passionate about. Call me Luke Hefner Playboy Bunny. Meh. I wrote that thing, had drinks, and cruised the east coast. Boring. Life is too easy. Crushing sense of ennui. Kill moths. FUCK YES! DIE YOU POWDERY PHAGGOTS!
I like the fucked up 4 way outlet more than the dead bugs.
Ha. Good impression.
Right? That thing is going to cause a fire.
Not my house.
used to have a friend by the name of thaddeus k. who would put those suckers in his mouth then walk over to talk to you and let them come flapping out of his dome cave.
Anon commenter shots fired at you on SC Luke:
http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-hot-bitches-of-social-justice/
Ha. I saw that. I tried to comment on it but I guess I am blocked from commenting there now. Anyway, it does look like me!
I saw that too but I didn't tell you because I feel a bit ashamed of myself for still reading SBTVC. It really seems to have turned into a full-on Nazi hateblog since Jim Goad took over (makes sense I suppose) so I think I'll definitely stop checking it now. And it seems my IP is banned from commenting there as well!
I check the headline from time to time. Used to read it all the time. Oh well, I'm sure they're doing great based on the 4-8 comments they get on every post now.
Was one new girl who's stuff I liked a lot, but forgetting her name at the moment.
Yeah, hate to help turn this into an SBTVC bashing thread, b/c I would have never been turned on to this blog without it, and because I still read the site for occasional pics of hot atl-girls and articles. But for the most part, the posts center around how little the writers care about convention politics. Which is cool every now and then.
But at some point, harping incessantly about how little you care about things, only shows to prove how much you actually care about said things[In SBTVCs case, racism, sexism, and wealth disparity]
Anyways, I know you don't bash ex-employers, especially on the internet, so I don't expect a reply, but the site is starting to resemble a Nazi hateblog and that saddens me.
alos the Instagram pics are wack
I am hesitant to talk about the site too much because it will sound like sour grapes, but I used to love it (not just when I was on there a lot), and then something changed, and now I don't even really want to look at it except to get my internet-MAD on about some reactionary conservative shit.
The Instagram thing is just Street Boners without a funny comment. That was the best part.
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