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Bad news, white people, or as me and my census buddies like to call you, Non-Hispanic Whites, because your days are numbered. All things considered you had a pretty good run, what with the overwhelming global dominance in the areas of commerce, warfare, Pinterest boards, and giant sacks of gold coins with $ on them, but the party is over. At least according to liberal scientists. "America hit a demographic milestone last year," FOX News reports, "with new census figures showing for the first time more than half the children born in the U.S. were minorities." Not sure how a majority group can still be called minorities, but maybe they just think minority means really tan over there?
"That percentage just barely eked over the halfway mark, with minorities making up 50.4 percent of U.S. births in the 12-month period ending July 2011. But it marks a steady trend -- minorities represented 37 percent of births in 1990."
"You see what happens when the Muslim president legally enforces a culture of sodomy?" the next paragraph didn't say, but you can tell it kind of wanted to.
The next graph is the clincher though, because it illustrates why this trend is a problem in the mind of their demographic:
"The numbers also serve as a guide to where taxpayer dollars could be going in the coming decades. With minority populations growing faster than white populations, robust minority population centers are sure to increase in electoral heft in the coming decades. "
In other words, more Mexicans in one place means they'll siphon even more of real Americans tax dollars to pay for their Mexican special interests. Combination cocaine and abortion factories for all we know. Wait, just like conservatives, and unlike liberals and gays, Mexicans don't believe in abortion either. That's the problem!
The rest of the report says all sorts of other stuff I imagine, but I already made all the jokes I thought of so my work here is done.
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11 comments:
thank god social restraints are still in place to hold the majority minority down.
kind of want to party with that bro up there like Doz surfing the Citgo sign into the Charles.
okay, but they might rape you.
You're our only hope, O'Neil. Get busy pumping out baby Luke and Lukettes. The white race is in your hands.
I'd love to help but my shower babies aren't getting any broad pregnant.
Solid work here. Good jokes.
I'VE WASTED LIKE 20 POTENTIAL BABY-MAKING YEARS.
THANKS JUSTIN YP
Good riddance, I say.
As a Mexican... I believe in abortion. Street Boners steez.
ha. what?
If whites are less than 50%, and the new majority is all the other minorities combined, doesn't that make us all minorities? Isn't that like saying a tomato is a tomato, and all other vegetables are non-tomatoes. "Man, there are sure a lot of non-tomatoes in this grocery store."
I guess, I'm not a math, uh, person. So, let's say you have a group that is 48% hypothetically, and then a bunch of other groups that are like 10-15%, they are still technically the majority relatively speaking, no? Like if you have ten pieces of fruit, and 4 are apples, and you have a pear, a banana, a grape, a hot dog, a robot spider, and an orange, are apples still the majority?
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