Haha, some guy in Florida got his fucking face eaten off by a crazed cannibalistic killer. The guy was naked. He used his teeth to tear into the sensitive flesh of a terrified human being. "That's just like in the movies!" said every single person who commented about it this weekend on stories like this one and this one and these people and these guys and this wacky group of jokesters, and these funsters, and these folks who have a funny pic of someone's face getting eaten off from a zombie movie LOL, and these commenters, and so on and so on. PATIENT ZERO YOU GUYS, HAHA. ZOMBIES. HANNIBAL LECTER, OTHER THINGS WE ALL KNOW ABOUT.
We get it, you've heard of a pop culture phenomenon that literally every one else in the world is familiar with. This reminds me of that one movie whose name I can't remember where everyone was predictably cliche and indifferent to human suffering. You'd probably remember it, you were the star.
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I followed the lead to read the whole article and the lead WAS the whole article. I feel like someone just chewd up a little part of my face.
which lead now?
yeah write a whole article you lazy a$$hole.
I don't get it but I support it.
his face should have "stood its ground".
any of those yucksters get around to making that joke?
OF COURSE THEY DID.
Suck a dick you fagot how bout I come eat your face and see if you laugh about it your screwed up man that's shits not funny
Uh, whose face, mine? That would be the least funny thing that ever happened to me. That was my point.
I was talking about the person who wrote the article.
Best.Comment.EVER!
OH OK ALL GOOD THEN. OH WAIT WHICH ARTICLE? THIS ONE ON THIS BLOG OR ALL THE OTHER ONES?
I'd say you've chewed many a hogan in yer day O'neil
Man, this sucks. I came here expecting a good read and your article is over in less than 30 seconds! Get some substance, man!
Woh, this new TS;DR trend is weird.
Nice level of information here. There is certainly so much data around about this topic that sometimes you cannot see the wood for the trees but you could have pitched this at just the proper level so that the lay individual can understand - thank you!
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