I'm not really sure what counts as METAL anymore. Don't think I ever knew actually, on account of pledging a lifelong allegiance to false metal (via I went to see The Used this weekend + <3'd it). Here are a couple ideas, however, for things that I think I can say, within a pretty high degree of statistical significance, are NOT METAL AS FUCK:
1) Pinterest boards
the end.
Somebody tell the Maine-based metal band Whitcomb, who actually sound pretty good to me all things considered (all things being the fact that they're a metal band), because, and I'm going to have to check with my friends at the super serious rules committee that governs what bands are allowed to do, seems to be hurting their cause. What do you put on a metal Pinterest board? Pictures of pants you want to cut into shorts? Dreadlock patterns? Cymbal porn? Not sure.
OK wait, I've just checked it out finally, and it turns out that Pinterest, like every other vaunted social media platform before, now seems to be an outlet for guys who yell into a microphone to post pictures of themselves yelling into a microphone. Carry on.
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