Thursday, October 25, 2012

Jesus Christ this NYPD aspiring cannibal guy...


"A Harlem cop plotted to kidnap, torture, cook and eat dozens of women — even going so far as to discuss the best way to slow-cook an adult in a series of disturbing on-line chats, the FBI charged Thursday," The Daily News reports.

Gilberto Valle's conversations about his plans, with an informant he thought was a co-conspirator, led to his arrest. 

"[My oven] is big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs ... The abduction will have to be flawless &I know all of them ... [Victim 1], I can just show up at her home unannounced, it will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home."
"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus ... cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible."
"I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned. Her days are numbered. I'm glad you're on board. She does look tasty doesn't she?"
This is obviously horrific stuff, and you can read all about it here you sick weirdos, but Jesus Christ, are we sure this isn't a case of Valle being a double secret informant agent trying to trick the other guy into admitting he was into it too? 
"It is going to be so hard to restrain myself when I knock her out, but I am aspiring to be a professional kidnapper and that's business," Valle said. "But I will really get off on knocking her out, tying up her hands and bare feet and gagging her. Then she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van."  

Who talks that specifically and obviously about planning a crime like that to a stranger online? Never mind eating people, that's the real hard to believe part here for me. I'm not an internet doctor, per se, but I think this guy might be a little crazy.

Thankfully he was apprehended before he was able to carry out any of his macabre plans.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Macabre.

said...

not strong enough?

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