Speaking of toilet offenses, what's going on with this flatscreen embedded on the wall at eye level for me to look at while I take a slash in this pretentious bar here? Call me old fashioned but I prefer to urinate when I'm drinking like God intended me too: all over the back of the toilet seat and on the floor around the sink. I'm not sure the audio visual display is exactly necessary. How long are most of you people out there pissing for anyway? Ten seconds? Twenty at tops, right? The occasional slow builder if there are two dudes on either side perhaps?
So what happens if I get caught up in the program on the screen then? Am I supposed to stand here pretending to piss for twenty minutes so I can find out what happens after the commercial break? Look, I'm no stranger to standing around in the men's room all night waiting for the resolution to a weird plot twist, but this isn't really how it usually works.
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3 comments:
miss that old cuttysark broad ad that was hung above every urinal, meself.
Were a classic werentitnot?
thanks to intrepid List contributor Simian Fever for snapping that photo. Work of art.
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