Ok Bruce, now what? I’ll bang out 12 reps, sure. Oh, I’m going for size first … cut later. So what, like 8? Cool. Give me a spot. Yeah, I want a lift-off. Maybe you can yell at me to ‘cmon, cmon, you got it, all you bro, push it,’ around the time my arms start shaking and I foam at the mouth. Oh, I’m a pussy? Fuck you, that’s gonna be another rep. [gruuuuuuunnnnnnnnt] Shit Bruce, It was all me. Give me a fucking fist bump or something. Man, I’m totally seeing the cut. Now I’m making a tough guy face. Grrrr.
I can’t wait to use my bench pressing skills out there in the real world, like when some hot girl is trapped under something roughly 280 – 350 lbs. and I’m able to sort of shimmy under it on my back and just bench press it right off of her … and not just once. I might just get three reps while I’m down there. They’ll give me a medal of honor.
I can’t wait to use my bench pressing skills out there in the real world, like when some hot girl is trapped under something roughly 280 – 350 lbs. and I’m able to sort of shimmy under it on my back and just bench press it right off of her … and not just once. I might just get three reps while I’m down there. They’ll give me a medal of honor.
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the curve of that dudes spine. jesus.
Some day space-scientists are going to pull an ancient download of the List out of the seat cushions of the internet and marvel at how the Earth creatures were most frequently annoyed by other humans at places called the gym and the coffee shop.
That guy's nickname is "the benching machine". That's not a joke. there is a blog/article about him. http://www.houseofpain.com/wlsnews/index.php?m=08&y=08&entry=entry080803-220740
[sadly, no posts about the rap group 'house of pain' on this website]
will 'downloading' still happen in the future?
As long as there are still House of Pain mp3s floating around in the digital chaos.
Just put the gym in general on here and save a lot of time.
How much ya bench?
Me? More than you, kid.
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