We get it. You are incredibly open minded and very liberal. Frankly nobody cares or is shocked or whatever. Not us, not the people at the tables all around us, not even your parents. Maybe last month a couple of old townie fuckheads at the Dunkies in Charlestown made a comment or something, but who cares, they'll be dead soon. Just stop bringing it up all the time. When we agreed to this dinner and drinks date we didn't realize it was going to be a loud social commentary in the round. We just felt obligated to hang out with you now that you're finally fucking married. Thanks for making everyone uncomfortable, especially your husband who is trying to forget he married a fat, loud, honky, obnoxious white broad.

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