Duder had to travel last weekend for some family type thing (Related: West Virginia or at least the 8 square miles that I was in, surprisingly NOT on the list. Who would've thought?) Anyway, I did that cute thing I do where I drank, I don't know, let's say 5-6000 cans of beer with my brother the night before I was leaving which made for an awesome airport/airplane experience the next day.
So there I am on the plane thinking about who might turn into one of the Others and who won't survive the crash and which person will try to kill me first as the plane turns down the runway to prepare for takeoff. As the psychotic night sweats start gathering on duder's brow, the plane is now traveling about 300mph on the ground when what do I hear but that weird T-Mobile dun dun dun DUN DUN ringtone. I look over and this fuck in the next aisle actually answers the fucking phone. What possibly could be so important? Hey, I know there are federal regulations and what not against this, but my buddy is telling me the line he can get on the BC game.
Needless to say the plane didn't dive straight into the field next to the airport, but it might as well have because when they fired up the tube on that thing, I couldn't even get the Pats game. No big deal, they only won by 59 points. Must've been boring.
So there I am on the plane thinking about who might turn into one of the Others and who won't survive the crash and which person will try to kill me first as the plane turns down the runway to prepare for takeoff. As the psychotic night sweats start gathering on duder's brow, the plane is now traveling about 300mph on the ground when what do I hear but that weird T-Mobile dun dun dun DUN DUN ringtone. I look over and this fuck in the next aisle actually answers the fucking phone. What possibly could be so important? Hey, I know there are federal regulations and what not against this, but my buddy is telling me the line he can get on the BC game.
Needless to say the plane didn't dive straight into the field next to the airport, but it might as well have because when they fired up the tube on that thing, I couldn't even get the Pats game. No big deal, they only won by 59 points. Must've been boring.
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7 comments:
What's this about WV now?
i'm as surprised as anyone.
Hold on, hold on. What?
Up is down, black is white, cats and dogs etc.
How bout that fucking voice-over guy from bravo, though? They put that crappy filter on his voice to make sure you know how important the next episode of some shit is. "Jill goes on a picnic [but she forgot to bring a sandwch]" Can't miss that!
Bravo? You know you two are both queeyahs right?
hoof daniel B-------- became a fan of Shakira
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