If there were an official holiday of The List, it's pretty safe to assume that this would be it. Let's just take a gander, shall we? Halloween is essentially "id" day for everyone who participates, even kids, who are 1.) on the list already and 2.) essentially being ruled by their id anyway.
For adults, Halloween brings out people's most subliminal desire under the guise of doing it for fun or going to a party. Usually translates to girls dressing up as sluts and dudes dressing up like women. I'm dressed as a woman, get it? Isn't it wild? What's wild is your innate desire to be a cross-dresser being on display and it's getting weirder the more of those red solo cups of Natural Light that you throw down. Woah there, guy who makes puns all the time, didn't expect you to come dressed up like a "cereal killer" haha, look at the knife through the box of Cheerios! Woah, Sally, I've never seen a firewoman who wears hot pants and a wet white t-shirt with no bra. Anyway it's probably far past due to put away the catholic school girl outfit there Jim and get back to your basics, which is accounting and watching hockey, both of which also happen to be on the List.
For adults, Halloween brings out people's most subliminal desire under the guise of doing it for fun or going to a party. Usually translates to girls dressing up as sluts and dudes dressing up like women. I'm dressed as a woman, get it? Isn't it wild? What's wild is your innate desire to be a cross-dresser being on display and it's getting weirder the more of those red solo cups of Natural Light that you throw down. Woah there, guy who makes puns all the time, didn't expect you to come dressed up like a "cereal killer" haha, look at the knife through the box of Cheerios! Woah, Sally, I've never seen a firewoman who wears hot pants and a wet white t-shirt with no bra. Anyway it's probably far past due to put away the catholic school girl outfit there Jim and get back to your basics, which is accounting and watching hockey, both of which also happen to be on the List.
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Think we could probably do a full week of Halloween posts here.
so i can't go as a sexy nurse or i'm on the list huh?
what if i promise to give someone a handjob while wearing the costume?
Deal.
you should just go as a nurse.
fuck, i thought she said slutty nurse! pwn3d
random donut. WOOOOOF. Forgot about that dude. Who was he anyway?
TRY IT NOW
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