How hard is it to find some peculiar human foible that you notice like two people in the world doing and punch up a bit of observational diarrhea about it in like five minutes that makes it seem like it's a pervasive, insidious trend? Then just make sure you throw in plenty of synonyms for poop and penises and affect a sort of phony indifference that makes you seem a lot more angry than you really are. Simple as pie. Boner pie.
I should have some material. I rode the bus across town for like an hour today, then spent three hours at the dentist. Later on I went to a sports bar and ate nachos. That's like seventeen opportunities to destroy the world in the face with spite, but instead of being angry I'm just sort of indifferent.
It shouldn't be that hard. These things practically write themselves. I'd call it laziness, but that would be giving it too much credit. What do you call a combination of lazy and bad at your job, because I've got that one covered here. Covered in pretty much every thing else I've ever done for that matter too. Fuck it, I'm hitting the showers. Someone wake me up when they invent a new type of asshole out there.
I should have some material. I rode the bus across town for like an hour today, then spent three hours at the dentist. Later on I went to a sports bar and ate nachos. That's like seventeen opportunities to destroy the world in the face with spite, but instead of being angry I'm just sort of indifferent.
It shouldn't be that hard. These things practically write themselves. I'd call it laziness, but that would be giving it too much credit. What do you call a combination of lazy and bad at your job, because I've got that one covered here. Covered in pretty much every thing else I've ever done for that matter too. Fuck it, I'm hitting the showers. Someone wake me up when they invent a new type of asshole out there.
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nachos are definitely on the list. so is going to a sports bar. making small talk with the dentist, riding the bus. yikes, tough day.
everything is basically the worst thing
you're right. i'm gonna pull myself up by my bootstraps and get those done.
I feel like a wolf is a better motivational mascot than a tiger.
that's sound logic
Don't stop putting things on the list -- I read this! And according to that other post of yours, other people do too!
Thanks for the pep talk. I knew if I just went out there and looked at people hard enough in the face that something would annoy me enough to get 'er done.
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