Thursday, September 22, 2011

Sorry Kreayshawn, Bunny Holiday is my new internet wife

via Bad Kittys


If you read HRO, or have appeared in at least 5 Cobrasnake party pics, or maybe you're just really up on the blippity blop scene in LA for some horrible reason, you'll already probably recognize Bunny Holiday here, aka Unknown Slutwave Lolita, which is the most accurate nickname for a musician ever. You may also know her as my new internet wife. Sorry Kreayshawn, it's not you, it's us. 

This could just be my awful taste talking, but this is actually kind of good, right? I mean, not good, good, but absolutely compelling. Seems like all the feminist music bloggers wasted their hate on the Lana del Ray lipinjection-gate last week, complaining that indie is ruined because dude music writers update posts by smashing their dick into the keyboard apparently. Kind of feel like that sort of outage would have been better saved for Ms. Holiday here, because, and I don't think this is going to come as too much of a surprise, there is one very clear reason why I writing about this music-person: I want to have sex with her in my brain hole.  If that makes me some kind of fag, then so be it.
Check out four amazing videos after the thing. I'll be in my bunk. 










 

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22 comments:

said...

is she real?
is she some kind of to catch a predator thing?
god i don't know
i'm creeped out
but a little fascinated

Anonymous said...

Does her mother let her go out of the house like that?

said...

I wonder if this person really brings it in the live setting? You might be thinking. No, according to some video I can't find anymore. Oh well, performing live is overrated.

Anonymous said...

only one way to find out, but if she offers you cookies and says she just needs to get changed gtfo

Anonymous said...

AmAppy-wave JAPcore.

said...

Produced by Poppa Levi? More like Poppa Chubby, am i rite?

Anonymous said...

You can’t fuck with the fact that “Video Games” is a great song. I’d still be down if it was recorded by Precious.

birdwhobeefed said...

wot about when you are standing next to a dude in a urinal - whats the beefing code there? is it cool to beef? or what if the dude next to you beefs hard, is it cool to comment on it?

luke said...

Those are all really good questions, which I will answer at my earliest convenience.

dr8unk luke said...

ONly 7 ppl like this? You ppl are fucked.

Anonymous said...

awful music. She'll get made, grow up and talk about how much she's over this and changed.

Sober Zzzzz said...

She's your new internet wife? Sounds illegal. Or at least pretend illegal. Which may still count as real illegal. Without it's doubt encouraging real illegal and and female worthlessness at large. Note: I didn't say stupidity. Bunny isn't dumb. She wants internet tickles and she knows exactly how to get them. Which makes me sad. Will I have to eat candy and wear pink and color my ideas in crayon for the internet to like me???

Anonymous said...

"Will I have to eat candy and wear pink and color my ideas in crayon for the internet to like me??? "

Yes.

Ps, this person is obviously over 18 and is playing a role.

said...

For better or worse, this type of thing is totally a thing.

said...

OMG YOU GUYZ

itsbunnyholiday Bunny Holiday
SexxXi RT Sorry Kreayshawn, @itsbunnyholiday is my new internet wife putthatshitonthelist.com/2011/09/sorry-… #PTSOTL

Sean Brennan said...

thanks now i am obsessed with this chick

Sean Brennan said...

btw i really like the organization of your blog.

said...

Oh? Thanks! And sorry to insert this person into your brain, but that's how it works. I want everyone to suffer/delight along with me.

said...

Thought you had a girlfriend Luke. Is this sort of stuff allowed with your girlfriend? Rad girlfriend in that case.

said...

What allowed? Jokes about my dick? I should hope so or else my whole shtick is toast.

I have a very rad wife, as a matter of fact!

eta fact said...

Chyna Girl is the jam though, on some seriously funky lo-fi production.

said...

Agreed, that beat is legit good.

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