So here's when advertisements are warranted:
- It's some shit you never heard of and they want to let you know it exists.
- That's it.
Maybe I'm vastly overrating the reasoning ability of the American consumer, but it's kind of hard to believe that the sacred advertising trio still works on anyone anymore. In case you're not familiar with it, it operates under the following three premises:
- This shit is so good even animals want to use it!
- This shit is so good buying it will allow you to fuck some bikini broad!
- There is only one of these things left in the near vicinity, so dudes who have apparently forgotten about the existence of stores are gonna go to some stupid length to drink/eat/wipe their ass with the last one.
All 100% unadulterated horse shit. Although, note to the boys down in creative, if you really want to figure out how to sell me something I don't need see what you can mock up using an animal in a bikini with giant fake animal tits stealing the last Budweiser out of the fridge with a fishing poll made out of tits. It's all about harnessing desire, you see.
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oh my god.
what?
hoof, that photo
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