If the List were accepting endorsements, which we're not, (Yes we are!!! - Luke, palms out), then surely Trader Joe's would be the official market of the List.
"Oh, have you tried these zucchini pate biscuits? They're wonderful." Thanks dude in a Hawaiian shirt ringing me up. Hey, what's underneath that cult-like grin that's slapped all over your face? You can tell me, man. I can help.
Although, I guess you would have to be in a catatonic state to deal with the rest of the people in here. That guy with the 24 bottles of wine that are $1 off and that lady who thinks cooking is simply microwaving the zillions of whatever-the-fucks you sell here. Heads-up! Mini Cooper owner with yoga pants coming through! BEEEP BEEEEEP. Gaaaaaah, stab me in the face!
Oh hey, are you guys hiring though? Kinda fucked over right now. No? Ok, just the peanut butter filled pretzels and $2 wheel of brie then. Thanks.
"Oh, have you tried these zucchini pate biscuits? They're wonderful." Thanks dude in a Hawaiian shirt ringing me up. Hey, what's underneath that cult-like grin that's slapped all over your face? You can tell me, man. I can help.
Although, I guess you would have to be in a catatonic state to deal with the rest of the people in here. That guy with the 24 bottles of wine that are $1 off and that lady who thinks cooking is simply microwaving the zillions of whatever-the-fucks you sell here. Heads-up! Mini Cooper owner with yoga pants coming through! BEEEP BEEEEEP. Gaaaaaah, stab me in the face!
Oh hey, are you guys hiring though? Kinda fucked over right now. No? Ok, just the peanut butter filled pretzels and $2 wheel of brie then. Thanks.
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haha. poor luke, just sitting there day after day with his word broom cleaning up the formatting of every turd that has been shat onto this site. thanks again, pal!
you would think that you would get the fucking hint by now asshole.
whatever, stalker!
am i right with that one or what though? that fucking word needs to die.
Two-Buck Chuck!
The Wal-Mart of grocery stores. Right onto the boat with it.
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