How is it possible there are still people out there that aren't yet familiar with the concept of the thrift store t-shirt? Yes, wearing them still at this late stage in the game definitely puts me smack dab in the middle of the List, but at least I know (in very minute detail) all the reasons why I suck. What's your excuse?

The point is this: No, dude, I didn't play Lexington Youth League Lacrosse, I bought this shirt for like a dollar in the bed bug bin. So no, I probably don't know whatever name from your distant past you're going to toss out at me like a friend grenade.

Oh, by the way, are you Jason fucking Varitek? Because I see you have a Red Sox jersey on.

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