Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Having a Stalker


No you don't!

Here's what stalkers do:
  • Show up outside someone's work every day with their pants off.
  • Lurk in bushes, or, like behind newspapers boxes on the street or whatever.
  • Kill you.
So the girl you broke up with still has feelings for you and wants to talk it over a couple times before moving on? FUCKING WEIRDO. WHAT A STALKER!!!!

Dude leaving a couple unwanted comments on your Facebook page, or showing up at some bar you go to like twice to see you are what normal people call "trying to be friends." Wonder why no one has those anymore.


I was sick of looking at that other post at the top so I just threw on a re-run. Don't judge. 

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7 comments:

mick said...

Stalkers are scary. Especially when you are hitched and got a little something going on the side. Then you break it off and your little "secret" decides to lose her shit, get drunk and start blasting your cell phone and email. Listen, we had our fun now can we move on like adults? We were never mean to each other, nor did we get abusive or disrespectful so why start this now? .... i may have no choice but to off her...

GWML MGT said...

Hmm, sure, that sucks, but can't you come up with a different word for it?

Anonymous said...

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beverage here said...

"the" boner? as in the royal boner? the editorial boner?

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