Woh, never mind what I said about that Exorcist chatroulette campaign below. They totally slept on this guy over here. Missed opportunitiy, marketing turds.
Glory, glory howl-le-lujah.
If I could read I'd read the Bible because it's words are full of water. It's a water that is living and it's soothing to my soul.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go paint a pentagram on my floor, light some spooky candles and rub pigeon blood on my tits. Like I normally do when I listen to animal-themed Christian music for children.
UPDATE: Apparently that's a man with a painted dog face, not a tiger I guess. So.... never mind?
UPDATE: Apparently that's a man with a painted dog face, not a tiger I guess. So.... never mind?
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I wish I had something witty to write here. Instead, I'm confused and I feel dirty.
I'm kind of flummoxed myself.
this guy is soooo gay.
I can't tell if he's for reals or not.
-confused kid, talking about Jesus.
There's a promise that I'm after and it's better than a bone.
htf wants a promise anyway? that doesn't even make sense. I'd rather have a bone so I could throw it in the trash and be done with it. Is that andy dick?
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