Sunday, August 22, 2010

Can't see how this thing could be misinterpreted


"Use your Snazzy Napper™ and get your much needed sleep anywhere, anytime! It's like privacy in a bag."  Or like a terrorist costume you can die in.


  • Soft, lightweight sleep/privacy shield and blanket blocks out distracting light
  • Wrap around a pillow, head cushion, or chair while traveling for extra comfort
  • Get fucking jumped by a pack of freedom-loving heroes ready to roll up on your Muslin [sic] ass.
  • A soft nose clip allows the shield to gently contour around the nose and shut out light.
  • Oval nose opening provides for easy breathing.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like a comfortable ghost.

said...

never forget. this awful product.

Anonymous said...

Seen a few nazzy snappers in my day.

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