Brady drops back...
looks to Moss, who is doubled... looking right... looking... throws it and it's CAUGHT BY WELKER in the endzone. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Great scenario there, right? Our kid Brady smashing one down the line to the white wonder Wes Welker, hero to every Boston racist from here to the moon? Sounds good right? Then how come half of my boys just yelled out FUCK! when that happened? Oh right, they're little Dungeons and Dragons fantasy league thing. Nothing like ruining watching your home team's game by "hoping that they win but you know, mostly with Faulk doing the scoring because I'm playing the Donkey Punches this week and he's got Brady and Welker."
Look I think it's cute that you're pretending to play with your little team of superstars, being a big boy coach like Belichick or whatever but just leave that shit behind when we get together to watch the game. And for the record, no it does not make every game interesting. Arizona vs. Detroit is still going to suck regardless of how it effects The Brokeback Mountaineers vs. The Blumpkins game in week 3 of your fucking gay fake sport.
looks to Moss, who is doubled... looking right... looking... throws it and it's CAUGHT BY WELKER in the endzone. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Great scenario there, right? Our kid Brady smashing one down the line to the white wonder Wes Welker, hero to every Boston racist from here to the moon? Sounds good right? Then how come half of my boys just yelled out FUCK! when that happened? Oh right, they're little Dungeons and Dragons fantasy league thing. Nothing like ruining watching your home team's game by "hoping that they win but you know, mostly with Faulk doing the scoring because I'm playing the Donkey Punches this week and he's got Brady and Welker."
Look I think it's cute that you're pretending to play with your little team of superstars, being a big boy coach like Belichick or whatever but just leave that shit behind when we get together to watch the game. And for the record, no it does not make every game interesting. Arizona vs. Detroit is still going to suck regardless of how it effects The Brokeback Mountaineers vs. The Blumpkins game in week 3 of your fucking gay fake sport.
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I like this blog.
Thanks! Unless you're being facetious, in which case. Thanks!
I am laughing soooo hard right now!
Only thing more boring for people to listen to me talk about than how much money I bet on a game (on the list) is some idiot talking about how many fantasy points drew brees is good for tonight and how he decided to sit thomas jones and start maurice jones drew.
Or, you know, literally anything else I usually talk about.
Even though this blog seems to be Boston-based, can I ask you to do an entry on New York? Is that allowed? New York should be on the list.
New York is definitely on the List. Couple of New Yorkers contribute here. A lot more before they turned gay.
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