Thursday, September 3, 2009

Leaving an Extra Seat Between You and Your Bro at the Movies

So what's that extra seat in the middle there for? Honoring all your dead homies that couldn't be here to see the 4:15 showing of Transformers 2?

I know the worst possible thing in the world for dudes like you is to be accidentally mistaken for a homosexual, but that empty, gaping seat is having the opposite effect. It's like the two of you are out on a triple date with the ghost of goatse. The tension is palpable here, dudes, and this shit is queer as a brown cucumber. Rubbing elbows with a dude while watching a movie is a lot like accidentally rubbing boners in a three way: the only thing gay about it is acting like it's a big deal.

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5 comments:

said...

Nice two-fer today, o-neelz. The kid is back!

Liking things. Paying compliments.

said...

haha. thanks. i liked this one. fucking weirdos.

kid said...

Haha. Seriously, what's the point of this move boys?

said...

totally acceptable you closet case

said...

maybe if your legs are 7 feet long

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