So what's that extra seat in the middle there for? Honoring all your dead homies that couldn't be here to see the 4:15 showing of Transformers 2?
I know the worst possible thing in the world for dudes like you is to be accidentally mistaken for a homosexual, but that empty, gaping seat is having the opposite effect. It's like the two of you are out on a triple date with the ghost of goatse. The tension is palpable here, dudes, and this shit is queer as a brown cucumber. Rubbing elbows with a dude while watching a movie is a lot like accidentally rubbing boners in a three way: the only thing gay about it is acting like it's a big deal.
I know the worst possible thing in the world for dudes like you is to be accidentally mistaken for a homosexual, but that empty, gaping seat is having the opposite effect. It's like the two of you are out on a triple date with the ghost of goatse. The tension is palpable here, dudes, and this shit is queer as a brown cucumber. Rubbing elbows with a dude while watching a movie is a lot like accidentally rubbing boners in a three way: the only thing gay about it is acting like it's a big deal.
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5 comments:
Nice two-fer today, o-neelz. The kid is back!
Liking things. Paying compliments.
haha. thanks. i liked this one. fucking weirdos.
Haha. Seriously, what's the point of this move boys?
totally acceptable you closet case
maybe if your legs are 7 feet long
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