What's in a name, aside from complete narcissism of course? Oh Bryce did the cutest thing today? Is that so? What did he do? Tell you you're a fucking asshole for naming him Bryce instead of something normal like Bob or Steve or Jimmy? You ever meet a dude named Jimmy who wasn't a solid dude? Come on! But ole Bryce up there or Madison or Beckett or Jackson or whatever the fuck, that's got douchey slapped all over it. Why? Because by the time they get to college, their friends are going to have enough conventional knowledge to wonder why his parents were such narcissistic assholes to name him Bryce.
Also, without going through the entire list of shitty names: Dylan, Hendrix, Bright Eyes or any other name based on who you listed under influences on your Myspace page when you were 25 are all dumb too. Double oof if you named it after an athlete.
Anyway, nonetaken little Hamilton.
Also, without going through the entire list of shitty names: Dylan, Hendrix, Bright Eyes or any other name based on who you listed under influences on your Myspace page when you were 25 are all dumb too. Double oof if you named it after an athlete.
Anyway, nonetaken little Hamilton.
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I sincerely like the name JoJo Mellons for a kid. Might run that one by the old lady.
sincerely liking something. haha.
how about our kid Tommy Brady from Massachusetts?
Nary 34 years ago this brah dodged the bullet with the Bryce name for real....Parents had it practically embroidered on the pilows.
Bryce N. Ferno would not have been cool.
Tyler and Taylor must still be near the top of the list. Don't get me started on Apple/Snapple Brooklyn/Bronx/Staten Island (heh)
Snapple would actually be a pretty awesome name for a little kid turd.
I'm late to the party on this one, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk
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