Does anyone know a single person with one of these imaginary, old-timey doctors who watch over you throughout your life like Santa Clause?
How did I miss out on this quaint practice? I've been to my share of doctors over the years, and if there's a single one out there in the world that could pick my busted face out of a police lineup -- including the one I went to last week -- never mind one that is going to guide me gently, but firmly, through the thick and thin of life's shitty health maze like some benevolent, be-stethoscoped papa, then I'm a horse's prick.
Where do these Republican townhall assholes go to get their flu shots or boner exams or whatever, a Normal Rockwell painting? The deep recesses of my senile grandmother's childhood? Sesame Street? They get their milk delivered on the front stoop every morning too? The entire premise of this argument is fake, and it's on the List, and it's racist. Yeah, that last bit is a stretch, but since we're all making shit up now in order to win at politickin' I'm gonna run with it.
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4 comments:
yeah i hate that "who's your doctor" question too.
heck of a job, o'neil. your best post yet.
woh. thanks.
Yeah I am not 100% comfortable with the fact that more than one doctor has had his finger up my ass and fondled my nuts.....is that cheating?
total ass slut ^
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