Not for nothing, but at the end of the day, I'm just saying you sound like a gaping cunt when you use this expression. Unfunny jerkoff much? This shit is as funny as a curried fetus.
Anyone know the origin of this wilted groaner anyway? Some website where they pretend animals are people per chance? (tee hee!) "Friends" maybe? Got to be at least that old, right? But somehow I doubt even the nineties-damaged recesses of Chandler Bing's stroke-ridden brain would settle for this cliched turd. [Note to god: can we rig something up so that any time some reality tv fan with a TMZ screen name trots this old chestnut out for a spin that a rubber chicken on a string drops from the sky and a sad trombone sounds a wet failure blast in their face? Thanks, I owe you one. Oh right, another one.]
There are more efficient ways to let the people you're talking to know that you don't have anything funny or constructive to add to the conversation you know. Shutting the fuck up, for example.
Anyone know the origin of this wilted groaner anyway? Some website where they pretend animals are people per chance? (tee hee!) "Friends" maybe? Got to be at least that old, right? But somehow I doubt even the nineties-damaged recesses of Chandler Bing's stroke-ridden brain would settle for this cliched turd. [Note to god: can we rig something up so that any time some reality tv fan with a TMZ screen name trots this old chestnut out for a spin that a rubber chicken on a string drops from the sky and a sad trombone sounds a wet failure blast in their face? Thanks, I owe you one. Oh right, another one.]
There are more efficient ways to let the people you're talking to know that you don't have anything funny or constructive to add to the conversation you know. Shutting the fuck up, for example.
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haha. chandler bing. the 90's. oof. also nice job with not centering the new banner.
tigers are the new wolves.
I wish I knew how to center that shit but I don't.
tigers are NOT the new wolves! (much?)
Tiger is just minding the shop while wolf takes a knee.
So, uhh... anyone got anything?
Miss the wolf already
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