PTSOTL contributor Mint E Fresh went to see an NBA game. It was loud.
I went to the Celtics game last night. What the fuck? Talk about sensory overload. Football and baseball and the WWF have nothing on basketball as far as special effects and ridiculous brain-battering nonsense is concerned. Is there any need, one minute into the first quarter of a game with a 4 - 2 score, to have the BOOM BOOM "D-FENCE" noise/graphics blasting in your face? Every fucking second is filled with something like that, blasting noises and a blinding bullshit spectacle.
The game goes like this:
IIIIIIIIIINTRODUCING THE BOOOSTOOOON CEEELTIIIIIIIIIIICS *whistle!* dribble dribble pass shoot BOOM-BOOM "DE-FENCE!" BOOM-BOOM "DE-FENCE!" dribble dribble WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES *whistle!* pass shoot LET'S MAAAAKE SOOOOME NOOOOOOISE *whistle!* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO HONOR OUR SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN *whistle!* dribble pass dunk MONIE MONIE! *whistle!* BOOM-BOOM "DE-FENCE!" BOOM-BOOM "DE-FENCE!" *whistle!* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE BOSTON CELTICS "EVERYDAY HERO" OF THE WEEK MS. SHILO SHAPIRO GIVE HER A BIG HAND *whistle!* pass dribble pass *whistle!* AAAAND NOW THE BOSTON CELTICS DANCERS! *whistle!* DE-FENSE DE-FENSE buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz game over on the list.
I know everybody needs to stay entertained, but that is some stupid fucking garbage. Really we need to honor the national guardsmen? Why not mall cops?
Other than that though, it was the balls. My company's seats (Company seats.) are ten rows back off the floor. I thought that game was going to suck but luckily the Celtics half-assed the first three quarters so it was tight at the end.
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Reminds me of flying.
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