Look, I'm all for subverting heteronormativity as much as the next guy who says that out loud so he can get laid, but this thing they have going on now where girls are wearing wacky fake mustaches and taking photos of it is a little much for me. There's a difference between challenging gender roles in order to promote equality and waging a terrorist bombing campaign against my ability to ever achieve a boner again. If there's one thing I know about gender issues, it's that it's usually a pretty good idea to base my argument on my penis.
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What if it's Halloween, you say, and they're just having a laugh? Good question. My answer is this: how funny is it on Halloween when a guy dresses in drag with balloons stuffed up his shirt?
To the surprise of absolutely no one, because every fucking little thing has a blog about it now, I just found this: Hipster Girls In Mustaches
To the surprise of absolutely no one, because every fucking little thing has a blog about it now, I just found this: Hipster Girls In Mustaches
More dreadful wackiness after the mustache jump:
By the way, I'm not talking about women who are for real OG about this shit, like JD Samson out of Le Tigre and MEN, because she is a fucking badass.
They grow up so quickly now. OK, so this one is kind of cute. Never mind.
Not so fast funny mustache finger tattoo people, because you're walking around telling this joke every second for the rest of your life.
Haha, good one. Forever.
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was hoping for one of those muffdiving stache photos here
Wait, is that a thing?
It’s a good visual representation of why you don’t really want to talk to a young lady under 25 (once you're over 30), even if she likes Teen Daze as much as you.
Right, but older broads have real mustaches.
Good point anon #1. But I don't even know who it is that likes Teen Daze. Maybe just me.
older ARMENIAN broads maybe.
hate myself for knowing this, but i think the second one down is from cobrasnake circa 3+ years ago? hopping on the mustache trend wagon a little late there, oni!
Yeah, I guess this is kind of an old thing, but I just remembered about it, so... ur.
@MLC this website is based in Watertown, MA. You aren't allowed to talk shit about Armenians here or I'll get stuffed in a trunk.
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