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Not sure what it's like in whatever shitty state it is you live in, but in Massachusetts when you pump gas you have to stand there for 45 minutes like some sort of commoner pulling the handle on the gas pump, just sort of looking around, smoking your cigarette and thinking to yourself, "Here I am, pumping gas. Just pulling the handle on this thing."
Am I to deep fry my own shaved tubers in oil and fat next? It's just unseemly. Not in New Hampshire though. Look at that thing of beauty. That's good living right there, friends. Live Free or Die. Also hands free or die.
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I liked this one a real lot like. Sort of a PTSOTL throwback style.
Get n back 2 yr rootz
Give the people what they want, that's what I always say.
I plus one'd this. Is that a thing?
"just sort of looking around, smoking your cigarette" Isn't it illegal to smoke at a gas station, Zoolander?
Woh. +1z!
Yes, I actually smoke at the gas station.
The station in Dedham center on the corner of Rte 1 had one of those. It made my day. A small pocket of freedom amongst the retail wasteland of Rte 1.
Obama and his fat cat cronies down on Beacon Hill have socialized our freedom right out of the gas pump experience.
I have never pumped gas or even started a car, so I don't get it.
That's MY America.
No car? Take that Russian talk back to Brooklyn, Frenchie.
Hillbilly solution: Just jam the fuel cap in between the handle and the nozzle frame. Works like a charm.
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