She didn't, right? I didn't really pay attention to this new joint from Ark Music you guyz because I was too busy being dead on the inside.
"I don't need nobody." I heard her say that at one point. Except my mom and dad to drive me to the recording studio and pay the nice man with the promise of stardom on his forked tongue, she probably forgot to include.
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Hat tip to Susie G at StyleCaster who writes "Remember back in the 90s when a middle-aged man from Florida that went by the name of Lou Pearlman was a one-man music machine, being the brains behind such popular acts like the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC and O-Town? Ark Music Records seems to be turning into the Lou Pearlman of the decade, using "tweenage" girls instead of teenage boys in their quest for pop culture domination."
Yeah, and where's Lou Perlman now? Seriously where is he? *googles Lou Perlman* JAIL. He's in jail? For being a pervert. If by pervert you mean running a ponzi scheme, which in some states is the same thing. Meh, this post sucks. F-
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Is she a tween? She looks like she's 10.
9 I think. I don't really know how to tell the difference.
I made it to 1:17. I dare someone to beat me.
I'm afraid I might start liking it if I do.
impossible.
i'm starting a band named the infant infantry and their shit is going to be so hot it's served in diapers.
I was pretty sure I was going to be arrested if I continued watching past 10 seconds.
You are.
I'm just gonna hang out at 1:20 with some sweet tea... meet me there with the condoms and BL lime I asked you to bring on TalkCity!
If I ever get erroneously jammed up on some chris hansen sting shit I'm going to introduce the fact that I didn't get any of those references as part of my defense.
made it to :44 then shot myself
Well, you had a good run.
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