My colleague in the respectable field of music journalism, one Mr. Lard Hammer, sent me this news just now. "This was born on The List," he said.
"Come on. That's not a real release is it?" I said. "It's off the Onion music page or something, right?"
"I was thinking the same thing," he said. "Although... actually, the Onion music page is the only part of that publication that isn't fake. Or funny."
So, I dunno, here you go, music fans of the world, it's a super-powered team-up that absolutely no one was waiting for, like when the Green Lantern produced the Blue Beetle's grime mix tape in that one weird Justice League issue.
"I guess if you think about it, ICP always seemed like they had potential," said some turd with 57 guitar pedals in his garage right now, trying to talk himself down off the ledge.
Brace yourself for the waves of indifference, because here comes the press release that makes me hate my job of the week: JACK WHITE PRODUCES INSANE CLOWN POSSE (AND MOZART).
UPDATE: Durr, I should've guessed every single person in the world was going to be posting this. Lulz to the Boston Phoenix On the Download blog for the shoutout, and for the pretty awesome Tumblr link.
We're already over it... so much so that we've moved on to two things: the inevitable Put That Shit On The List post complaining about every media outlet jumping on this like shit Kid Brady's penis, and this, our most favorite Tumblr of at least the past 24 hours, .
That's it. Nothing really to add vis a vis, you know, additional jokes, per se. Just throwing this out there.
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5 comments:
I would so watch a Buddy Garrity ICP collabo.
I would watch BG do anything.
I have zero Jack White songs in my collection. I have over 150 ICP songs in my collection. Not ashamed.
Eewwww, you still have a music collection?
I still stand by De Stijl, fwiw.
Loop that cello, nucca! J and Shaggy gonna be boning fat fraus in Dresden.
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