this is boston damnit. stand there with your hands folded or in your pockets like a normal person who doesn't enjoy anything.

Ha. true.

Also people shouldn't stand in the middle of a dance floor drinking a beer.

Ohhh, just been alerted to the existence of this site as well. Nicely done, world.

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Coolness doesn't factor in this one. He's hanging on to chicky just as hard as a pack of Newports. It's not racist. He just can't dance to white people music. Nobody will say shit either. Dude's like a black O'Neil - all swoll up and shredded.

Ha. I think.

Yeah, this isn't exactly the photo I had in mind. More like a cargo shorts bro kind of shimmying to a Dave Mathews song behind his girl and making her hips dance with his hands.