Big news for Kreayshawn fans and perverts who don't understand how the internet works (essentially an old timey steam engine fueled by never-ending shovel-fulls of tits), but some n00ds of our epic home girl Kreay-Kreay turned up earlier today. I'm not gonna post the actual pictures up in here, because my mother taught me better than that. Son, she said, when a mildly talented but still somehow irresistibly compelling performance artist who satirizes the genre of hip hop and serves as the epitome of trashy, low brow #SWAG culture that will one day ultimately swallow future generations of barely-literate, solipsistic youths in its swirling, flourescently-voracious, vortex-like mouth has her cell phone hacked while she's at the VMAs losing to Tyler, the Creator, don't post the pictures, because it would be ungentlemanly. Just crop the nipples out, that way you can still generate the traffic numbers without the guilt.
What are nipples? I asked. Also, who's my real father? Still not really clear on either of those.
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PS: I like how even her nude self shots seem contrived. WTF is that banana pillow or whatever?
sometimes a banana pillow is just a banana pillow
True, and sometimes a banana pillow baby penis is just a banana pillow baby penis. My mom also always told me that.
Those look like cheap temporary tattoos.
I dunno. One thing the kids these days aren't lacking is access to bad real tattoos.
I thought only grandmothers were allowed to get butterfly tattoos anymore.
You came a little later than expected with this, and as Boston’s #1 source for white hip hop, I’d like to see more Riff Raff coverage. “Tiger Woods” is the shit.
I know, got caught sleeping here.
There are like 2 Riff Raff posts on here somewhere. Too lazy to look right now. What he up to now? Besides been had done that flossin?
Riff Raff definitely had been had best dressed on lock at the VMAs. http://twitpic.com/6cw70j
You can't get that shit in the middle of the mall.
Middle of the mall shit. Haha love that.
if you search "kreayshawn nude" on the google machine, ptsotl is the #7 listing.
total website, this website.
I know you were just joking(i think) but weren't you at some point swallowed by some sort of swag culture and made it out the other end a respectable dude(i see your tattoos in that pic). with that being said your site ain't middle of the mall. keep up the good work
Touche! My tattoos are more the ill-advised meanderings of emo-hood, which is what scene heads were before SWAG and RAGE CA$H dubstep was a thing. people got tattoos then because they hated themselves, not because they were swagged out.
Haha, definitely not middle of the mall shit. Hello Halloween, Merry Christmas.
Ok, I'm ovulating soon so I'm not thinking clearly, but... Riff Raff looks kind of outrageously dope in that picture. Like John Galliano in the early 90s. If he weren't dating Tia/Tamara I woulda been had tweeted him nudes.
I defer to your bloody vagina in regards to this matter.
It been had been bloody 7-10 days ago. Learn the cycle, mane.
I think I saw Riff Raff's VMA jacket on some rich middle-aged Filipino lady in Hong Kong in 1995. Same shoulder pads and everything. Frames were not so different either, if memory serves. It's what I would call a weekend look.
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