I was just checking out some new bloggable buzzband trax and I started trying to come up with a list of things I'd rather see happen than a meat and potatoes lo-fi garage punk band perform.  I conveniently came across this record from Wavepool Abortion. They're Russian though, so I think that probably means something else in their country. Can anyone here translate?

Speaking of Russia, what the fuck is going on over there in Russia? This Russian Nightclub for Kids photo set is kind of freaking me out. Izissmile via Buzzfeed.

"Can you believe that there is a club for kids in Chelyabinsk, Russia called the 'Underground Garage,' where children were partying all night long? Check out these disturbing photos."

What's the drinking age in Russia, by the way, zero and a half? Seems about right.






When I was this kid's age I was tracing the X-Men ladies with a pencil and paper and drawing bigger boobies on them.



Does it make me racist that I'm scared of this kid?



Zis man vants to zpeak wizyoo about a zhipment.

Fine, but this isn't going to end up on some American loser's blog, right?

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