Fine, but if you saw me trying to blog in real time you wouldn't like it either.
I don't really know where *, and there's no way in hell I'm going to read any of those words all over the picture screen box, but one thing I do know is that way more of you are going to be excited about this blog post than that last one below I spent like two hours putting together, and I all had to do here was copy and paste an embed code. Life isn't fair.
Kreayshawn's job isn't freestyling anyway, it isn't even rapping. It is existing for the rest of us.
She is the quintessential post-modern human. Vapid but compelling, media savvy but seemingly lacking self awareness, untalented, but incapable of letting that get in the way. Her job is our jobs. We are all Kreayshawn now, each of us wearing our own cute little metaphoric Flintstone jackets of humanity.
*GODDAMMIT BLOGGER, WHY CAN'T I EMBED VIDEOS LATELY?
*GODDAMMIT BLOGGER, WHY CAN'T I EMBED VIDEOS LATELY?
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Here's a list of other prominent rappers that couldn't freestyle:
1) Every rapper
Freestyle doesn't exist.
She has to be a spoof character, right?
http://www.metro.us/boston/entertainment/article/938925
Wait, the video in that link isn't even that bad. SHES BACK ON BITCHES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LYJBbn_gHkg#at=105
I'm pretty sure she and Courtney Stodden are just Sascha Baron Cohen in character balls deep.
Bwoof. I really wish that were true.
Not really that bad. People want to hate her because she dishes out so much trash talk, and is a white rapper, and that voice, but I'm into it
I agree, but come on with that freestyle effort.
For real, it's hard being a white girl in the rap game. I was in a "rap group" in college and we got shut down because the African Student Union sent a letter to the college president saying we were racist minstrels and needed to watch Bamboozled.
I really hope that happened because that's awesome.
Please. That's not even in the top 3 of my true college stories. But the rest of them I should prob sell to Larry David.
OMG my life just so happens to be EXACTLy like Larry David's. So fire away.
I like her, but not v-nasty. I can't get down with whitey using the n-word. THAT SHIT DONT FLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JkMvw5who&feature=related
I like her. This video is solid
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