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I live-blogged the Grammys last night You didn't miss much. Here's my post-live-blog-live-recap-blog-wrap-up. Always good at writing one-liners about pop music, if nothing else, they'll say. Absolutely nothing else, sure, but still.
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Thought I accidentally flipped over to an ongoing GOP debate for a second with this broad. Turns out she's just a "country" singer. Republicans are kind of the country singers of the music world though, right? Driving trucks and shit. Inexplicably popular. Impossible to take seriously with those accents.
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Speaking of accents, how come when, like Madonna or some other American speaks with a British accent it's the epitome of phoniness, but when Dick Van Vyke in a dress over here sings in American it's reaaaalllllllll?
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Old people are slow on the draw, so they probably tuned into this Nicki Minaj abortiacism and now are even more confused.
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If Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins were chicks, and didn't have beards, and were like 10 years younger, I'd be like, woh, sisters. Hot.
Foo Fighters, HIV Deniers
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Went for Indian food with Mike Love and his family one time in Faneuil Hall. True story. It was hot as balls and he told me I looked sweaty. He made me try the lentils.
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Curious what Stevie Wonder does in between awards shows? Besides pound Italian subs I mean.
Really feeling this screenplay adaptation of the past 500 issues of Rolling Stone.
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Your move photoshop perverts.
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Didn't catch most of the lyrics to this one, but they basically amounted to U MAD? U JELLIE? And the answer was yes to both.
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GUITAR-FACE BUKKAKE!
DGAF about Gwoop or w/e her million dollar hand cream catalog is called, that's Margot Tenenbaum right there son. Respek.
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Computers in music are whack, you guys. Now excuse me while I go perform with Deadmaus5.
Also, forget what I said about autotune a minute ago - Dave Grohl, listening to Lil Wayne put himself in a self-strangle hold on stage.
LOL @ David Guetta doing even less on stage live than Chris Brown.
I'm a go fuck with some Christians on TV. In the year 2012. BTW, Nicki Minaj looking demon sucubus wanna rip my neck out I'd still be like... eh, alright fine, let's do this.
Hey local news, if I overdose don't interview my makeup artist after to see what's up. That dude is an asshole, and he will lie about me.
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Seeing Brian Wilson up there with the maroon 5 guy made me sad inside.
all of that ^^^^
Who's the hillbillyette with the banjo? She looks wholesome and slutty.
It's your mom
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