You remember yr boyuns Riff Raff. We been had done posted about that fool a little while back. Pretty much the hands down consensus for the nadir of contemporary American culture right? He's from MTV I guess? I'm not sure because I'm only half retarded so I can't keep track of all this shit. But now he's collaborated with Action Bronson, aka the coolest fat guy I know, in a song that's actually pretty good. I don't know what to think anymore. And wait a second, who's homeboy in there chilling with them? That one dude that used to be on MTV? What the fuck was his name? Rex something? He was like the 9tz version of a Channing Tatum character, but real. Anyway, nothing makes sense anymore, up is down, black is white, and Riff Raff managed to not embarrass himself on a track with a legit talent. I'm going home for the day.
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There are actually a few good Riff Raff songs out there.
OH GOD. Doesn't the presence of Simon Rex suggest this is all a brilliant character study AKA am I allowed to have a huge for real boner crush on Riff Raff because I'm seeing his strangely taut claymation cat face in my dreams.
Simon Rex! I knew I could count on the one reliable girl around here to know that.
There are good Riff Raff songs? Prove it.
tried to think of something clever, but this song bangs man. appreciate the riffraff recommendation?
Simon Rex was the best abstinence PSA ever because of that ep of Felicity where she foolishly gives it up to him in the art studio and then her life is ruined and she cuts her hair and is ugly for years. Seeing him still initiates total vulva lockdown.
bum dunna ding ding bum ding ding
bum ding dong duck
Bronson's voice really sounds like Ghostface's.
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