Shippensburg's finest in action |
And you thought Japanese vending machines selling used school girl panties, vegetables, or fluorescent skeletons taking a dump were weird, but that's nothing compared to what they're selling in vending machines at one Pennsylvanian college: dead babies. Basically dead babies.
The Associated Press reported today that students at Shippensburg University' "can obtain the 'morning-after' pill from an unusual source — a vending machine at the campus health center."
The vending machine at Shippensburg University's Etter Health Center provides the Plan B emergency contraceptive along with condoms, decongestants and pregnancy tests.
Vice President for Student Affairs Roger Serr says the machine was installed after a request from the student association and a survey found 85 percent of student respondents supported it.
Plan B is available without a prescription to anyone 17 or older.
My first instinct was to think this was a repeat of yesterday's super important news cycle, but it appears to be real. Just in case nobody send this link to Republican Congressman John Fleming of Louisiana because homeboy is going to keel over and die. Fleming, as you'll remember is the lawmaker who and passed it along to his followers as real news.
Fleming's boner was posted, of course, by Literally Unbelievable, the site I wrote about here on PTSOTL back in May.
Literally Unbelievable, the recently launched single-serving Tumblr that basically aggregates all of your gullible family members' Facebook reactions to Onion stories as if they were real is the new thing we're all going to love for the next week or three, because looking at other people being stupid in order to feel better about ourselves is, like break dancing and tagging, one of the original three elements of the internet.
Side note, this is the most funny/depressing thing to ever happen at Shippensburg University since my old band played there in like 2005 to about 4 people after an eight hour drive from New York into a wilderness of nothingness, which is a pretty accurate metaphor for what being in a band is like. We did, however, get to find the most legendary bro-hammer bar of all time in the town, WHIBS. If you take a look at their website, it might give some insight into why these Shippensburg broads need superfast access to Plan B on the reg. Because all women are evil, and desperate for any chance they can get to murder babies for sport.
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10 comments:
I get the impression that you surreptitiously follow the Drudge Report, and then just use AP links to cover your tracks, which is understandable, because who would want to admit that they read the pathetic, conspiratorial, reactionary news-aggregate compiled by everyone's favorite former McDonald's franchise manager. Besides me, of course.
Honestly I don't think I've ever even read the Drudge Report more than once or twice, which is kind of weird I guess. Maybe I should!
This story is all over every news outlet today, not like a Drudge exclusive or anything.
I DON'T THINK PLAN B IS THE SAME THING AS AN ABORTION SO PEOPLE CAN STOP TELLING ME THAT. THANKS!
I’m sick of this goddamned liberal media agenda to turn blogs into internet sites that talk about other things on the internet :(
I just posted some tits a minute ago, does that make it better?
Uh-oh, O'Neil, Jezebel Public Enemy #1 time
I learned the meaning of Risk vs. Reward at Whibs and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Don't think Moose even managed to pull any birds that night did he? Worst band at smashing random snatch ever.
@Anon, I consider myself pretty derned sympathetic to feminism issues, but I'm paradoxically inclined to be on the opposite side of most things Jezebel whines about, so I dunno, maybe I'm delusional.
TGN 4evs.
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