Saturday, July 28, 2012

Kill Yourself Before the Premiere of TLC’s ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’


There are four reliable locks in the world of comedy that are always funny: fat people, red necks, drunk children, and the slow creeping realization that we’re spiraling, shitter-like, into the abyss of nothingness. You’ll find ample evidence of all four in the new TLC series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Watch the trailer and read the rest at Bullett.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

12 more years until Necro (legally) has his soulmate. Oh wait, lil' bitch is from GA, six more years.

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Make this happen, internet.

Anonymous said...

A nice deathrap nuptial with 18 thugs from his posse rolling down the aisle throwing up the wigger arms would be so romantic. That girl would be gushing Faygo out of her little flower. I'm pretty sure Necro is Jewish so she'll have to holler for a nickel. Best Man? Patrick "The Irish Assassin" Kay. Yeaaaaaah muthafuckle!

Do you, The Sexorcist, take this bitch to fuck and choke as long as you may rule dis earf?

Ya ya fasho. Hurry da fuck up nukka. My nuts are boilin' up in dis shit.

Not a dry eye in the chapel. Stomps the glass, taps dat ass.

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