You know what I love? Fried sea monster tongue beasts who live inside of water rocks. Fry 'em right up or eat 'em raw with a little horseradish or whatever. Then puke the whole mess back up onto my own tits after I remember having watched this video. (via)
Related: Oysters are a fraud. Mussels too.
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Goodbye fleshlight, hello new clam girlfriend!
The best part is no awkward eye contact. Slap some lipstick on that bivalve and break out the salt shaker.
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