Hey get me I'm Barstool sports over here; minus the racism and rape culture or whatever. Just straight writing in the same exact cadence sentence after sentence no matter what the subject matter. Over and over again, forever. Like, 'writing' posts about boobs and sports for the average Joe. Am I right or am I right?
Big sports news tonight: Red Sox sideline reporter Jenny Dell, who'd I'd like to acquaint with the business end of my sexual organ if you get me there, just misspoke on the air, and her mouth typo contained a naughty word. That's not all her mouth should contain, right guys!? Facefuck.com? More like, I'd like to fuck her face and dot cum! LOL. Stay tuned for my next post, top ten places on Jenny Dell's body I want to prop my phallus up next to. Because she's a girl.
Shouts to my man the quick trigger finger and keen ear. Video below. More like video b-low jobs, which is a pleasurable experience for a man when he receives one from a woman, preferably one in a bikini!
Ok, now when do I get my tens of thousands more readers now? Do they just start showing up, or do I have to invite them over officially or something? How does successful wacky sports blogging work?
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You gettin' jelly?
Of which one now?
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