My interview with Alina Devecerski went up at Vice today.
Despite going to number one in the charts in Sweden and Norway, and number three in Denmark (so cute), there wasn't a single mention of it in any English language blogs. You realize how rare it is for any half way decent song in the world to exist right now without being obsessively blogged about ad nauseum by every single person in the world? What do, say, Icona Pop have that this song, just as infectious and instantly danceable, doesn't? Well, for starters, “I Love It” is in English (sell outs). Turns out we're all racist against the Swedish language here I guess...more
Sexy music videos bum me out
I was watching this video by Sasha something or other, and instead of giving me a giant boner in my penis area it just bummed me out. Bikini babes make me sad. I wrote about it here at Noisey in this piece There's Nothing Sexy About A Sexy Music Video.
Imagine actually seeing a girl pretend to give a water hose a blow job in real life. The only way that could be more pathetic is if the hose was a fake lesbian and they were both in on it to give broz in the club "mad bonerz." Or, like, if it was your dog standing outside the door after you yelled at him for peeing on the rug, except the rug was his tits, and the pee was an exploding bottle of champagne....more
Cher is collaborating with Gaga, insane
In news that you’ve probably already seen a dozen breathless posts about on your Facebook wall unless you’re a Republican, Cher and Lady Gaga’s long delayed collaboration is set to drop in October. At least that’s what I make of these tweets from the iconic diva, whose dedication to replicating . ...more
The MTV Music Award nominations are out, dumb
Here’s a list of the major categories, including Best Video with a Message, which is probably a call back to the heyday of the ’90s when every other video was Aerosmith teaching important life lessons to teenagers I suppose, and Best Electronic Dance Video, a new category this year, because: Skrillex....more
Cuba Gooding Jr. is in trouble with the law.
Apparently determined to answer once and for all whether or not he couldn’t, in fact, “get arrested in this town,”—pause for polite laughter—one time A-list actor Cuba Gooding Jr. is in hot water for allegedly shoving a female bartender early this morning in L.A., and a warrant has been issued for his arrest. Unfortunately for the Oscar winner, that’s New Orleans, LA. *adjusts neck tie, stares vacantly into the camera for a second too long* ...more
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