What did I say the other day? Every week we get more and more evidence that we live inside of a really slowly plotted horror novel, where the monsters reveal themselves in stages over years and years, all leading up to a horrific climax where every single person you know gets eaten alive by a disgusting creature from the depths of hell. What type of monster, for example? How about something called a Chinese penis fish seen here in these videos (via Buzzfeed). Why didn't they call it a Japanese penis fish actually, because I've seen way more examples of this type of mutant rape tentacle beast coming out of that country.
Welp, good luck ever eating fish, or penis, for that matter, again. We had a good run. I'll miss the blow jobs the most out of all of you guys. You were always good to me.
Could be worse I suppose, it's not like it has a vagina attached to the other side of it's body like this guy.
Welp, good luck ever eating fish, or penis, for that matter, again. We had a good run. I'll miss the blow jobs the most out of all of you guys. You were always good to me.
Could be worse I suppose, it's not like it has a vagina attached to the other side of it's body like this guy.
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Chinese penis, you say? Not in my experience.
I think I get it.
Like reanimated kielbasas. NO THANK YOU.
I've eaten these in Korea. They were not delicious, no not at all.
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