This video of Patriots owner Robert Kraft doing line readings with Ricki Lander, his roughly 75 years younger 'gal pal' as the Boston Herald is probably calling her, is making the rounds of the Boston and sports internets today, and for good reason: it's the most horrifying video in sports history. I'd rather watch a replay of Brady and Walker colliding midfield and smashing all four of their knees together in half than play this one again, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't have all the details correct here.
A couple highlights though: "I'm so embarrassed," Lander says. You don't say?
A couple highlights though: "I'm so embarrassed," Lander says. You don't say?
"Dancing in front of you was one of those most embarrassing moments of my life," says Kraft. Uh, you sure you don't want to revise that one there Bobby?
"Sweetheart, I don't know who this loser is," he goes on, and I kind of feel like that wasn't part of the script, just Kraft breaking character for a minute. Who're his acting coaches by the way, Bernie and Phyl?
For real though, the things we'll do for a piece of ass, am I right fellas? Billionaire owner of the greatest sports franchise in the world over here and even he has to pretend to be interested in his girlfriend's art projects.
PS: That pan down the camera does over her body at the beginning? I've seen POV schoolgirl on the subway tentacle rape videos that made me feel less uncomfortable than that. Watch the video below. ()
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Were they making a memorial video for MHK or something?
Were they making a memorial video for MHK or something?
Well, I guess when you lose the love of your life for the past 50 years, you only have to mourn for one.
Oh and Phyl says, "Screw you, O'Neil!"
My God the pain/shame.
hoof creepy pan! that's as far as I got jesuschrist!
Fartmall: "he's like a cross between hef, the most interesting man in the world, and a decomposing manatee in the marianas trench "
HOOOOOOAAF
Worst part is, I think Kraft might actually be the better actor here.
Pretty much the same idea behind that clam video from yesterday innit? https://putthatshitonthelist.com/2012/07/good-luck-ever-eating-clams-again-after.html
Ha, the long arm of the Kraft has struck down the video. Now he can go do filthy things to third world women like regular rich guys.
It's still at Deadspin: http://deadspin.com/5925018/heres-patriots-owner-bob-kraft-helping-his-girlfriend-with-some-kind-of-weird-audition
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