You know what they say about celebrity deaths and sex tapes: they make everyone stupid on the internet. Also they come in threes. Also coming in threes is some guy into Carly Rae Jepsen's piehole in this video, and if you don't think that's funny or makes sense, it's all good because there's a really low threshold for blow job humor on Twitter today. .

Here's how the joke set up works. You take that one song that we all know by Jepsen, and you change the lyrics to something to do with a blow job. Or, for a next level move, you imply that this video is the culmination of the song's story. He called her and then they got together for a shitty home shot BJ vid. Then you watch a million other people make the same joke. Next step is wait to get famous when the comedy police pluck you from obscurity. Good luck! . I bet it's totally real.

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