Just a reminder, because it's been a while since we covered this material in class: Celery is essentially dirty green threads of air you can crunch in your teeth and use to ruin tuna sandwiches. That shit is the sandy beach vagina of the sandwich family.
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() tuna melt
() not coming
couldn't agree more with this one
Disagree with this one buddy (on the list I know!)
Come on Zack! It's crunching up the nice smooth tuna chunks. Think about the children.
Tuna Melt Not Coming. Hoof.
Celery's only purpose is to be eaten by vapid bitches whose identities are tied up not only in their body image but in how they are a person whose identity is tied up in their body image. To wit: "Did you know it burns more calories to eat celery than there are in the celery, so I am eating negative calories LOL"
And also to send me into a rage when it appears in my egg salad.
Very true. Egg salad though... gonna have to think about that one.
I know. Even I can barely get egg salad down sometimes, the idea of it is so gross. But it's also delicious. I don't try to understand. And either way I can't handle celery fucking it up.
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