Oh my god you guys! [pulls mad pussy, high fives my collection of limited edition sneakers] Entourage is on every night of the week now in a market near you! That's exciting news for people who are addicted to the television equivalent of valet parking your leased Audi outside the bottle service club. How do I know this? Because they've got a handy application that let's you plug in your zip code to find out when it's on where you live here. I should warn you though, if you click on that I don't think we can be friends anymore. I'm not going to tell you how I'll know whether you did or not, but let's just say it has something to do with my powerful friends in Hollywood (the Jews).
So, can I get my TV money check now? Thanks in advance you guys. Bros for life, right? [fucks a model, cums on an expensive hat].
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3 comments:
what kind of hat was it?
A sick sparkly rhinestone one.
That does sound sicl.
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