YOU KNOW WHERE THEY MAKE THE BEST PIZZA EVAR!?
Lemme guess, somewhere near where you grew up or live now, am I right?
I'm right aren't I? It's right near your house isn't it? The best pizza in the entire world! Best margarita? Best dry cleaner or something? Best, what, haberdasher?
Thanks for the tip, you're pretty clued in to the scene I guess. Are you like a party promoter or something?
Or else maybe it's in some out of the way place you want me to know you've traveled to. Awesome seafood in Chile, you say? Let's segue from that into details about your trip. What's the beef like in Kumamoto anyway? Hey, you know where they make the best jokes about you in the world? Right behind your back when you walk away from this conversation.
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"Best steak in the world" is the biggest crock of shit, even edging out "best pizza"
so what you are saying is that people shouldn't have options about stuff and if they do, they should keep it to themselves instead of trying to share their happiness with the world?
"options about stuff"?
OPINIONS
put being a douche on the list!
ok, if you believe that you actually know where the best slice of pizza or whatever is in the world, by all means let me know. but you don't, so don't.
this is the exact reason why i feel like going places you haven't been before is tedious, and actually boring. you'll find things that you don't know about. but i know that is going to happen, so whats the fun?
Hrm, that's not what I meant, per se, but it works.
Sersly tho, CARUSO'S IN MELROSE MA!
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