Apparently packs of voracious mutant wolves roaming the earth intent on destroying everything we hold dear is the hot new trend this week.
First there was this Russian cop above who got his ass spooked by a pack of savage beasts. "He spotted the 11-strong marauding pack hurtling down both lanes of Russia's M23 as he spoke to the driver in Rostov-on-Don in the south west of the country - and dived into the car's back seat," wrote The Sun using a bunch of words that sound entirely made up.
I emailed the wolf leader to see what his deal was, and he was like "What the fuck is email?"
Hmmm, angry wolves, judging everyone across the land in a fury of tooth, claw, and half-assed jokes? Why does that sound familiar
I better be getting a percentage on this shit when it's inevitably turned into a movie. Oh, also, this is probably some sort of awful viral marketing stunt, so never mind.
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And I'll take a percentage of your percentage plz.
Fair enough ;)
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