Saturday, October 16, 2010

I've been trying to tell you guys


Apparently packs of voracious mutant wolves roaming the earth intent on destroying everything we hold dear is the hot new trend this week.

First there was this Russian cop above who got his ass spooked by a pack of savage beasts. "He spotted the 11-strong marauding pack hurtling down both lanes of Russia's M23 as he spoke to the driver in Rostov-on-Don in the south west of the country - and dived into the car's back seat," wrote  The Sun  using a bunch of words that sound entirely made up. 

Then these dudes fucked everyone up at a supermarket parking lot. 


I emailed the wolf leader to see what his deal was, and he was like "What the fuck is email?" 


Hmmm, angry wolves, judging everyone across the land in a fury of tooth, claw, and half-assed jokes? Why does that sound familiar


 

I better be getting a percentage on this shit when it's inevitably turned into a movie.  Oh, also, this is probably some sort of awful viral marketing stunt, so never mind. 

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6 comments:

Joz, for realz said...

And I'll take a percentage of your percentage plz.

said...

Fair enough ;)

Joz jr. said...

Save Me From Wolves! (Wolf Emo)
Iron Beef Curtains
Russian Attack the Video Game

Sat 11/15
Champions Lounge
Kendall Square
25+ $7 cover before noon

said...

Zoof. I would go to that show.

steve sanders said...

every blog is like a show, dude

Anonymous said...

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