Laptop on the floor? Must be tough pulling up your girlie jeans when the missus walks in.

where else is it supposed to go?

its right there in the name!

on top?

It'd be a lot easier to comment if I didn't have to go into effing Internet Explorer every time, since comments don't work on Firefox. Just saying.

bullshit. i'm on firefox right now! look at me go!!!

fyi, i get an email that tells me when someone comments, which is how i know to follow up with awesome stuff like this. that's kind of depressing.

Well, clearly your Firefox is of the devil. Or maybe it's my Flashblock. Still worth it.

The e-mail comment notifications do sort of take the fun out of pathetically hitting reload over and over again. (Or, if you're on IE, "refresh." Ahhhhh.)

That guy's kinda cute. Is that you. By the way, I'm also a boy, which 87% will make things awkward.

Yes, that's me. I'm extremely vain, so I'll take the attention wherever I can get it.