Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Fighting Fires is Socialism


Here's a thing that happened in the real world in America:
South Fulton, Tenn., firefighters stood on the sidelines, watching as flames engulfed Gene Cranick's Obion County home. They refused to help because Cranick had not paid an annual "pay to spray" subscription fee.
 "I just forgot to pay my $75," homeowner Gene Cranick said. "I did it last year, the year before. ... It slipped my mind." via

Olbie is pretty good on this.



This reminds me of something. Oh right, here it is:

Marcus Licinius Crassus: The rest of Crassus' wealth was acquired more conventionally, through traffic in slaves, the working of silver mines, and judicious purchases of land and houses, especially those of proscribed citizens. Most notorious was his acquisition of burning houses: when Crassus received word that a house was on fire, he would arrive and purchase the doomed property along with surrounding buildings for a modest sum, and then employ his army of 500 clients to put the fire out before much damage had been done. Crassus' clients employed the Roman method of firefighting—destroying the burning building to curtail the spread of the flames. via


Thus concludes your history lesson for the day. Oh, woops, one more thing:
Cranick's son, Timothy, was so angry he later went to the fire house and punched the chief, police said. The younger Cranick was charged with aggravated assault and is free on bond, according to authorities.


South Fulton Mayor David Crocker told the newspaper that if the city allowed people to pay after the fact there would be no incentive to subscribe. As an analogy, he said an insurer won't pay for an auto accident if insurance lapses.

"It should be a shame that something so tragical ever so happens to your beautiful news van you've got parked right over in this particular vicinity," Crocker said, adjusting his crotch. "Over here," he added.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess fact really is obvious-message-about-inherent-truthsier than fiction. “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” can ess the dee.

Ursula K. Le Guin said...

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

In the story, Omelas is a utopian city of happiness and delight, whose inhabitants are smart and cultured. Everything about Omelas is pleasing, except for the secret of the city: the good fortune of Omelas requires that a single unfortunate child be kept in perpetual filth, darkness and misery, and that all her citizens should be told of this on coming of age.

Anonymous said...

Target aint people.

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