Sorry gang, I'm fresh out of dick jokes today, and working on some straight stories that require me to use my big words, but in the meantime if you want to go check out some music shit I put up today, go read this interview I did on Banditas over at Street Carnage or this review of the new Gold Panda over at the Phoenix. None of which is what you might call "funny", but then again, that requirement has never stopped you from coming to this awful site before now has it? 

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