Here's a naked Taylor Swift, just hanging out in her shitty trailer park-looking bedroom with faux wood paneling walls, on her gross comforter, with a door covered in stickers, and her homemade Chicago Bulls decoration, like most billionaire, internationally famous twenty one year old fancy celebrity ladies do.The fact that it looks nothing like her, and the girl in question doesn't appear to be a ten foot tall giantess are also slightly suspicious, but who knows? One thing I do know is that someone pointed a camera at their boobs here. Boobs don't lie.
The site Celebrity Jihad, which made me feel like I put my elbows down in a puddle of something weird on a gross table after looking at it, has some bullet-proof logic behind their big scoop though:
After careful examination of this photo, I believe that this is in fact Taylor Swift. The wood paneling on her bedroom walls suggest that she is in some sort of top of the line trailer (possibly a double-wide) which only a hoity-toity country star like Taylor Swift would splurge on.
Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift. But don’t take my word for it, examine the picture thoroughly for yourself and draw your own conclusions no matter how wrong they are.
Then again, she is threatening to sue the blog. So, I don't know, those are just the facts here, presented as they lay. It's up to you to decide what the truth is. Let your boner lead the way. Full picture after the thing.
Oi, get me I'm Taylor Swift over here or whatever.
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But I want it to be Taylor Swift naked!
Well, that's the beauty of imagination my friend. Because now it is her.
Not her face.
I wasn't sold until the strawberry bit
-guy with amnesia ordering shortcake for the first time
This is one of the stranger posts you've done. It's the usual shuttling around of content that blogs are all about, but then you quote the jokes from Celebrity Jihad, after recreating them in almost the exact same way. It's weird man and it's freaking me out. I totally get posting boobs, especially sham celebrity boobs, but the copy of a copy thing is a little too overt here, bro, unless the whole thing here is some deeper commentary on how nothing is original, neither internet joaks, nor boobs. Now I've officially said "boobs" more time than my dad and it's bumming me out.
Sorry to let you down bro. Working hard at generating readable content for you guys. Can't all be winners I guess :/
Maybe this post explains more clearly how I was feeling about the internet yesterday:
https://putthatshitonthelist.com/2011/10/5-things-you-have-heard-of.html
Whomsoever's boobs those are, they're famous boobs now, so it still counts.
I'd like to examine a couple hundred more photos just to verify/refute the authenticity. Please make that possible.
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